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F TEAM WIN PROMOTION TO DIV 3! (WEEK 16 RESULTS)
In a week in which the New Milton Table Tennis Club won 5 out of their ten matches in the Bournemouth and District league, their F team’s win ensured promotion to Division 3 and their A team hammered home their credentials for runners-up of the Premier thanks to their 9-1 win.
With only two more weeks left to go, the F team are top of Div 4 on 50 points with second-placed Bmth Sports K on 44 points. The F team may well take the title next week if they do the double over Shamrock B as this will put Milton on 54 points. Even if Bourne beat Merton K with maximum points this will put them on 48 points to have to settle for the runners-up spot. It could all be over bar the shouting before the final match between the title contenders which ended up a 5-5 draw first time round.
The Premier’s A team are currently lying third from top of the league on 41 points with second-placed Merton A just above them on 42 points. Milton look to have the easier run-up as they face Merton in the penultimate week whom they beat 7-3 first time around, then Bmth Sports B whom they whitewashed 10-0. Merton on the other hand face runaway leaders Bmth Sports A in the final week, so Milton could well finish runners-up which would be a terrific achievement.
The Premier league also saw the B team vastly improve on a first-round 0-10 drubbing at the hands of Merton A with a 7-3 victory, albeit against a weakened Merton side home at Mudeford Wood. Gerard Redman played up from Div 1 and bagged a magnificent brace, John Hook won a hat-trick and Shaun Newman chipped in with the one win. Redman also helped his own C team to get the better of Bmth Sports D at the second time of asking in Div 1 thanks to his third hat-trick of the campaign.
The club’s other win came in Div 4 as the G team did the double over Shamrock B at home at Mudeford Wood aided and abetted by a fourth hat-trick from Graham Underwood. Also in Div 4, the H team did well to hold second-placed Bmth Sports K to a 5-5 draw largely thanks to Paul Iliffe’s (pictured below) seventh hat-trick of the campaign.
DOUBLE DERBY DELIGHT FOR C AND F TEAMS! (WEEK 15 RESULTS)
The New Milton Table Tennis Club could only muster three wins out of their eight matches in the Bournemouth and District league last week, two of those victories coming at the expense of their own teams in local derbies.
Div 1 saw the second encounter between the bottom-placed D team and the third from bottom C team, not what you’d call a clash of the titans. The Dees lost 2-8 first time round, but at least they managed to take a point this time in a 4-6 defeat against a weakened C team. Gerard Redman (pictured below) scored a second hat-trick for his C team, Matt Winter bagged a brace and they combined clinically to beat Terry Jenvey and Malcolm Floyd in the doubles. Floyd returned from injury and beat Paul Iliffe playing up from Div 4, although it went all the way to five ends. Floyd took a good lead against Winter in the first end of their match but surrendered that lead and went on to lose it 0-3. Captain Jenvey also got the better of Iliffe and demonstrated just how to handle Winter’s tricky rubbers to bag his brace.

In Div 4, the table topping F team also did the double over their H team, this time by the lower margin of 6-4. Mike Roberts came up with a sixth hat-trick for his F team, the previously unbeaten Steve Cheesman bagged a brace, and they both just got the better of Paul Iliffe and John Childs in the doubles. Up until this match Cheesman was unbeaten in all competitions, but it took a club mate in the form of Paul Iliffe to deprive him of his 100% record by sneaking it 13-11 in their fifth and final set. Iliffe also beat Sylvia Smith as did John Childs and David Strike.
The club’s only non-derby win came in Div 5 as the K team avenged a first round 3-7 away defeat at the hands of Nimrod C by beating them 6-4 at home at the Grange. Milton were gifted a point as Nimrod turned up a player short leaving a team of ex-Miltonians of Chris Courage & Mike Melaniphy. Captain Stuart Burton led from the front as he won the evening’s first singles against Courage, then James Harper and John Parkhouse did likewise to add to the three game advantage.
The club’s only draw came in the headier heights of the Premier as a strengthened A team (Doug Gerrish, Brian Vibert & Russell Wilson) greatly improved on a first round 2-8 hammering by close rivals Winton YMCA A. Gerrish and Vibert bagged a brace apiece and Russell Wilson, who was called in at the last minute, added one more to the tally. Milton could actually have ended up winning it in the doubles, but it was not to be as Gerrish and Vibert lost out to the YMCA pairing of Adam Thomson and Adam Elcock over five enthralling sets.
Two other Milton players came up with hat-tricks; John Hook (B team) and Simon Golding (E team), but both ended up on losing sides. Full results details appear below:- Read the rest of this entry
NEW MILTON F ARE IN THE CUP SEMI-FINALS (TIMES & DIRECTORY CUP)
The Bournemouth and District Table Tennis league programme was given over to the Annual Times & Directory Handicap Cup competition last week.
Four of the New Milton Club’s teams were involved in the third round of the Cup, but only their F team go through to the Semi-Finals, albeit at the expense of their E team whom they beat 5-1. The F’s Steve Cheesman (pictured below) remained unbeaten in all competitions to win both his games, and Ian Linney also won both his. Peter Daish replied for his E team by beating F’s captain Malcolm Nash who got the better of Paul Nelson in the opening match of the evening.

The F team are currently top of Div 4 and have been drawn against Winton YMCA D who knocked out New Milton C and are winning Div 5 by a country mile, so should be an interesting encounter.
Both the Club’s teams still in the Plate booked their place in the quarter-finals, the B team having the easier passage as Shamrock A were ineligible to play. The G team from Div 4 go through by feat of arms as they beat Div 1’s Ringwood B 5-2. Lewis Reading won both his matches, Graham Underwood won two out of three and captain Les Smith won one out of his two. Oliver Crossley got two back for Ringwood by winning both his games.
The Premier’s B team have been drawn away against Div 4 high-flyers Bmth Sports K and the G team have been drawn at home against Div 1’s Ringwood A.
All matches are to be played week commencing 14th March.
TIMES & DIRECTORY CUP (ROUND 3)
Winton YMCA D (Div 5) 7 New Milton C (Div 1) 2
(Frank Handy 1, Gerard Redman 1, Simon Daish 0)
New Milton E (Div 2) 1 New Milton F (Div 4) 5
(E Team: Paul Nelson 0, Peter Daish 1, Simon Golding 0)
(F Team: Malcolm Nash 1, Ian Linney 2, Steve Cheesman 2)
Winton YMCA A (Prem) 7 New Milton K (Div 5) 2
(Stuart Burton 1, James Harper 1, John Parkhouse 0)
TIMES & DIRECTORY PLATE (ROUND 2)
New Milton G (Div 4) 5 Ringwood B (Div 1) 2
(Lewis Reading 2, Graham Underwood 2, Les Smith 1)
New Milton B (Prem) 6 Shamrock A (Div 3) 0
(Match not played as Shamrock A ineligible to play)
NEW MILTON G GEE’D UP BY GOOD WIN! (WEEK 14 RESULTS)
Division 4 in the Bournemouth and District Table Tennis League proved a happy hunting ground for the New Milton Club last week as their G and H teams both recorded wins.
The G team dusted themselves down after two successive heavy defeats and did the double over basement boys Bmth Sports L with a 8-2 win down at the Mudeford Wood Community Centre. Man of the match Lewis Reading (pictured below) returned to the club after a few years’ break and is really doing the business for his team and came up with his fourth hat-trick of the campaign. New signing Graham Underwood was unlucky not to join Reading in a treble as he lost 8-11 in the fifth end to Bourne’s much improved Maggie White. Captain Les Smith also lost over five ends to Ms White to settle for a brace. The doubles were needed for maximum points and Reading and Underwood duly obliged.

The H team are really mounting a bid for promotion to Div 3 and did their cause no harm as they beat Merton K for the second time, this time by 7-3 home at the Grange. New signing Paul Iliffe is now scoring hat-tricks for fun and came up with his sixth treble out of his seven matches. Dave Strike who returned to the club after working away for a few years accrued his fifth hat-trick, then joined Iliffe to take the doubles in three straight sets.
Milton’s only other win came in the heady heights of the Premier as the A team walloped the struggling Merton B 8-2 in their own back yard. Russell Wilson, another player returning to the fold came up with his second hat-trick of the campaign, and captain Steve Hemmings and Brian Vibert bagged a brace apiece. The doubles were required to secure maximum points and Wilson and Vibert were not found wanting. Full results details are below:- Read the rest of this entry
GOOD WINS FOR NMTTC TEAMS (WEEK 13 RESULTS)
The New Milton Table Tennis Club repeated its last week’s haul of four wins out of ten in the Bournemouth and District league, two of them coming from full houses and the other two with 9-1 scorelines.
The two 10-0 victories came in Div 4 as the table-topping F team reprised their first round whitewash of struggling Winton YMCA C with the same players doing the damage; Mike Roberts, Ian Linney and Steve Cheesman. The H team improved on their first-round 7-3 home win over Shamrock B by walloping them 10-0 at their place, thanks to hat-tricks from Paul Iliffe, John Childs and 14 year old Elliott Storr-Smith.
The J team came ascloseasthis to achieving their own full house in Div 5 over Nimrod B having lost 4-6 down at their place but it was the doubles that cost them. Leading 9-0 thanks to a captain’s hat-trick from Malcolm Douglas (pictured below) and their season’s first hat-tricks from Mike Gent and Geoff Biggs, Douglas & Gent lost over five ends to the undaunted Nimrod pairing of Jim Vials and Lyn Noakes.

Both of Milton’s teams in Div 1 are struggling, but the C team reversed a first-round 4-6 defeat at the hands of second-from-bottom Ringwood B by beating them 9-1 chez Ringwood. Captain Frank Handy led from the front with a hat-trick, Gerard Redman joined him in a treble, and Andrew Daish bagged a brace. Although still third from bottom this enabled Milton to widen the gap to 8 points on their victims.
Although languishing at the bottom of Div 1, the D team managed to avoid defeat for the first time this season as they held Bmth Sports C to a 5-5 draw having lost 4-6 to them first time round. Clive Pitts played up from Div 2 and played brilliantly to win two matches and was joined in his brace by captain Jenvey. Roy Hobbs is now back playing after surgery and did really well to add one more to the tally after a gruelling five-ender against Bourne’s Dave Law who had already beaten Jenvey. Full results details are below:- Read the rest of this entry
DERBY DELIGHT AND DISAPPOINTMENT! (WEEK 12 RESULTS)
The New Milton Table Tennis Club came up with four wins in the Bournemouth and District league last week, albeit three of them came at the expense of their own teams in their three local derbies.
The derbies all went the way of the form book and indeed it was a case of deja vu all over again for the Premier’s A & B teams and Div 4’s F & G teams as the results were the same as the first time round.
In the Premier, the A team beat the B team 8-2 for the second time, both teams fielding the same players. Wunderkind Matt Daish (pictured below) repeated his first round hat-trick, Brian Vibert scored a treble and Russell Wilson added one more to the tally, having lost to the B’s John Millward and John Hook. The doubles could have salvaged a point for the Bees but it wasn’t to be as Shaun Newcomb & John Hook lost to the formidable combination of Daish & Vibert.

Div 4 saw the table-topping F team repeat their 9-1 hammering of their G team courtesy of hat-tricks from Mike Roberts and the unbeaten Steve Cheesman and a brace from Ian Linney who lost to Eddie Tompkins. Lewis Reading came very close to getting the F’s off to a good start as he took the first two ends off Roberts, but he lost the next three 9-11, 5-11, 9-11 to eventually go home empty-handed.
The other derby came in Div 5 where the J team improved on a first-round draw by beating their K team 7-3, with Mike Gent, Geoff Biggs and captain Malcolm Douglas all bagging braces. John Parkhouse did likewise for his K team, only losing to Biggs whom captain Stuart Burton managed to beat for his sole victory.
Milton’s only non-derby win came in Div 2 as the E team beat basement boys Merton G 7-3 down at the Mudeford Wood Community Centre, courtesy of hat-tricks from Simon Golding and Peter Daish. Full results details are below: Read the rest of this entry
HANDY’S HANDY HAT-TRICK HELPS CUP RUN! (T&D REPORT)
There was a break in the Bournemouth and District Table Tennis league programme as last week was given over to the Annual Times & Directory Handicap Cup competition. Five of the New Milton Club Teams were involved in Round 2 of the Cup, and three of their teams were involved in the “Plate”, the club emerging with five creditable wins for their pains.
In Round 2 of the Cup proper, the C team from Div 1 beat Winton YMCA C (Div 4) at the YMCA 6-3 despite Milton being a player short, with hat-tricks from captain Frank Handy and stalwart Gerard Redman. Frank is pictured below in between Peter Daish (left) and Bobo Jiang.

The Div 2’s E team booked their place in Round 3 of the Cup at the expense of their club mates in the H team from Div 4 with a 5-3 win down at the Grange. It was all over at 5-2 as Paul Nelson clinched his hat-trick but John Childs then joined his team mates with a win over Danny Williams.
Div 4 leaders the F team travelled to Chapel Gate and scraped a hard earned 5-4 win over Bmth Sports H from Div 3. It was poised at 4-4, then Steve Cheesman remained unbeaten in all competitions to beat Bourne’s Peter Richardson over three sets having caused some temporary jitters by dropping the second.
The K team (Div 5) and Broadstone E (Div 3) are both struggling in their respective divisions but the Kays had it won at 5-2, although Broadstone made the scoreline a bit more respectable by winning the last two matches making it 5-4 for Milton.
Round 1 of the consolation “Plate” competition saw a true local derby as the A team took on their Premier club mates in the B team down at the Mudeford Wood Community Centre. The Bees were out to avenge their 2-8 defeat in the league and just managed to do so with a 5-4 victory. It was delicately poised at 4-4 then Bee’s John Millward completed his hat-trick having not dropped a set all evening.
The only match where a Milton team didn’t emerge with a win came as Div 1 basement boys the D team lost 3-6 to Div 4 high-flyers Bmth Sports K. At 1-4 down, Dave Cuddon kept Milton in the match by beating Bourne’s very handy Max Otton in two straight sets, but they couldn’t build on this as Chris Pusey narrowly lost to Zeta Winter making it 2-5 to exit the Plate.
The G team had a bye in Round 1 of the Plate so they will go into the Round 2 draw with their club mates in the B team who did it the hard way. Full result details are below:-
TIMES & DIRECTORY CUP (ROUND 2)
Winton YMCA C (Div 4) 3 New Milton C (Div 1) 6
(Frank Handy 3, Gerard Redman 3)
New Milton H (Div 4) 3 New Milton E (Div 2) 5
(H Team: Dave Strike 1, Paul Iliffe 1, John Childs 1)
(E Team: Danny Williams 0, Simon Golding 2, Paul Nelson 3)
Bmth Sports H (Div 3) 4 New Milton F (Div 4) 5
(Malcolm Nash 2, Steve Cheesman 3, Mike Roberts 0)
New Milton K (Div 5) 5 Broadstone E (Div 3) 4
(Andrew Stainton 1, Stuart Burton 2, John Parkhouse 2)
TIMES & DIRECTORY PLATE (ROUND 1)
New Milton A (Prem) 4 New Milton B (Prem) 5
(A Team: Doug Gerrish 2, Russell Watson 0, Steve Hemmings 2)
(B Team: John Hook 1, John Millward 3, Shaun Newcomb 1)
New Milton D (Div 1) 3 Bmth Sports K (Div 4) 6
(Terry Jenvey 0, Chris Pusey 1, Dave Cuddon 2)
FREE COACHING SESSIONS FOR NMTTC MEMBERS!
The club has organised three coaching sessions for club members covering the full range of playing abilities. These sessions are being fully funded by the club so there will be no cost to attendees. All club members are invited to attend one of the sessions outlined below. You simply need to contact Steve Hemmings indicating which session you wish to attend.
Session 1 is being held on Sat 30th January from 12:30pm to 3:30pm at the Grange School.
This session is aimed at our less experienced players and attendees would be expected from Divisions 4 and below. Non league player will also be welcome.
Session 2 is being held on Sat 27th February from 12:30 pm to 3:30pm at the Grange School.
This session is aimed at players whose standard occupies the middle ground and attendees are expected from Division 4 up to Division 2.
Session 3 is being held on Sat 5th March from 12:30pm to 3:30pm at the Grange School.
This session is aimed at our more experienced players and attendees are invited from Divisions 1 and above.
This is not a hard and fast rule but merely to give you guidance as to where the coaching will be pitched as we are trying to ensure that all attendees get the most out of each session. Each session is limited to a maximum of 20 players so we reserve the right to ask members to move to an alternative session if necessary.
Each session will be lead by well respected local coach and England International Matt Ware.
To request a place on one of these sessions, please email me at steve@thenewforest.wanadoo.co.uk or phone me on 01590 681339.
Steve Hemmings
Chairman, New Milton TTC
NB Please note that I will be away on holiday from 24th January to 31st January so applications for the first session need to be received by Friday 22nd January at the latest.
HAPPY NEW YEAR FOR NMTTC! (WEEK 11 RESULTS)
The New Milton Table Tennis Club got off to a rip-roaring start to the New Year with an impressive eight wins out of ten in the Bournemouth and District league, the club’s highest haul so far this season.
Three of the wins were 10-0 full-houses with the Premier’s A team being gifted theirs as Broadstone A were unable to put out a team. The other two whitewashes came in in Div 4 as the G team socked it to Merton K in their own back yard courtesy of hat-tricks from Eddie Tompkins, Lewis Reading and Malcolm Douglas who was playing up from Div 5. Douglas was at the wrong end of a whitewash in Div 5 as his J team went down 0-10 for the second time against the table-topping Winton YMCA D.
The H team came up with their Div 4 full house at home at the Grange School over the struggling Winton YMCA C thanks to hat-tricks from Dave Strike, Paul Iliffe and fourteen year old Elliott Storr-Smith (pictured below) , his second of the campaign.

Div 4 also saw the F team tighten their grip at the top of the table by beating Nimrod B 6-4 for the second time, this time at the Mudeford Wood Community Centre. The unbeaten Steve Cheesman came up with his seventh hat-trick of the campaign and Sylvia Smith and Mike Roberts chipped in with one win apiece. As with their first round match, the doubles were needed for the win and Cheesman and Roberts did the business in three straight sets. Full results are below:-
PREMIER
New Milton A 10 Broadstone A 0
(Match conceded by Broadstone A)
Merton C 4 New Milton B 6
(John Hook 3, Gerard Redman 2, John Millward 0)
DIVISION 1
New Milton C 6 Bmth Sports C 4
(Frank Handy 2, Simon Daish 2, Gerard Redman 2)
New Milton D 2 Merton E 8
(Chris Pusey 0, David Cuddon 1, Terry Jenvey 1)
DIVISION 2
Broadstone C 4 New Milton E 6
(Simon Golding 3, Bev Scott-Johns 0, Paul Nelson 2)
DIVISION 4
New Milton F 6 Nimrod B 4
(Sylvia Smith 1, Steve Cheesman 3, Mike Roberts 1)
Merton K 0 New Milton G 10
(Eddie Tompkins 3, Lewis Reading 3, Malcolm Douglas 3)
New Milton H 10 Winton YMCA C 0
(Dave Strike 3, Elliott Storr-Smith 3, Paul Iliffe 3)
DIVISION 5
Winton YMCA D 10 New Milton J 0
(Geoff Biggs 0, Mike Gent 0, Malcolm Douglas 0)
Shamrock C 4 New Milton K 6
(Stuart Burton 0, John Parkhouse 2, James Harper 1)
The Club would like to take on some more juniors, and parents can rest assured that as a prestigious 4-Star PremierClubmark “Ability” Club with Child Protection Policies we can offer a safe and encouraging playing environment. All standards are welcome from absolute beginners to experienced players, and Club Nights are held at the Grange School, Somerford on Sunday evenings. For more details, parents can either contact Club Secretary Bev Scott-Johns on 01425 619552 or have a look at the club’s website (www.newmiltonttc.com).
CLUB CHRISTMAS SOCIAL
The Annual Christmas Party of the New Milton Table Tennis Club was held at the Carpenters Arms, Bransgore on Wednesday, 16th December 2015. Those attending the event included Bev Scott-Johns, Secretary, Steve Hemmings, Chair and Shaun Newcomb, Development Officer and club members and their partners, 19 attendees in all. At the conclusion of the very pleasant meal Bev thanked the guests for attending and reported that the current season has been a mixture of great sadness and some success for the club.
Sandy Fagan, former Club Secretary and wife of our Club President Robert Fagan, sadly passed away recently. Sandy had been a member of the New Milton TTC since 1972 and played the sport up to the onset of her illness 5 years ago. Both of their children, Michael and Jackie, played for the Club. Sandy looked after the junior and new players and always made people feel welcome. Her funeral was held at Hinton Park Woodland Burial Ground on the 4th December and was attended by many people, including twelve current members and several former club members. The Bournemouth & District Table Tennis League Association was represented by General Secretary Gordon White. When she was well, Sandy always attended club functions with husband Bob, and they are pictured below at one of them. Sandy will be sadly missed. Our thoughts and prayers are with Bob and his family at this time.

Although we lost 15 players at the start of the current season Bev was pleased to report that we have managed to attract 14 new and former members to play in our teams. The Sunday Club Night, which is now being held at the Grange School, is experiencing good attendance levels with numbers of up to 20 people per session. This season the New Milton TTC decided to enter 10 teams in the local Bournemouth League. At this point in the playing season New Milton F are leading the table in the 4th Division while the H and G teams are in 4th and 5th place respectively. New Milton A are currently in 3rd Place in the Premier Division with the B team in 5th position. Our Club also fields a team in the Poole Pairs competition which takes place at the Grange on Wednesday evenings.
Thanks were expressed to Shaun by John Parkhouse for organizing this most enjoyable event.








